Nine Words Women Use
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. more…
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened then? more…
> > A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
> > I Thought you might appreciate this . .
> >
> > In 1929, the Soviet Union established
> > gun control. >From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million
> > dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and
> > exterminated..
> >
> > In 1911, Turkey established gun
> > control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to
> > defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
A brand spanking new home that’s built based on a contractor’s design can never be a dream home for anyone. A dream home is a home that is designed by the person who owns it and it must fulfill the wishes of the person who dreams about it. A dream home is one that is custom built and gives the owner the satisfaction of knowing the home has been customised to meet his or her needs, wishes and lifestyle. The owner must get to make the dream home. more…
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, ’My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’
‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10 – A lot cheaper than a doctor.’ So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. more…
A freind sent me this story, I had to publish it
Last weekend I saw something at Garry’s Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 20th anniversary and I was looking for something extra for my wife . What I came across was a 100,000-volt, purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety……??
WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and more…
