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Question:  Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren’t they just different forms of water?

Here’s a truly heartwarming story about
 the bond formed between a  little
 5-year-old girl and some construction workers
 that will make you believe
 that we all can make a difference when we give a child the
 gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant
 lot.
One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
 empty lot.
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The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an
 interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day
 observing the workers.
  Eventually the construction crew, all of them
 ‘gems-in-the-rough,’ more or less, adopted her as a kind of project
 mascot..
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They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
 coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
 feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars.The little girl took this home to her mother
who suggested that she take her ten dollars ‘pay’ she’d received to
the bank the next day to start a savings account.
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When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check
at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, ‘I worked last
week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us..’
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‘Oh my goodness gracious,’ said the teller, ‘and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?’
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The little girl replied, ‘I will, if those assholes at Lowe’s ever deliver the fuckin’ sheet rock…

Kind of brings a tear to the eye – doesn’t it?

1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning

and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.

I said, “Morning.”

He said, “No, just taking a shit”.

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2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way,

so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.

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3. My wife was in labour with our first child.

She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs.”

She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”

I casually replied, “If you would care to remember,

I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, “It’ll be too painful.”

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4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.

She told me that I had to quit masturbating.

I asked why, she said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”

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5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbour, Abdul,

standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”

1. Measure a piece of wood two times and say the measurement out loud, this will help you remember.                      

2. When working with cement, wet the surface, this will make it stick much better.

3. Never set a ladder on loose gravel or a slippery surface or more than a 30% pitch.

4. When land scapeing always use a pitch so water runs away from the house.

5.When driving a nail, tap it lightly till it will stand by its self, move fingers and gradually hit harder as the nail gets deeper in the wood.

6. Shut the water and gas off at the source before any demo work.

7. Always call 1-800 Dig before you dig anything.

8. If you start something wrong-take the time to fixit or it will end up wrong, or hurt some body.

9. When cutting on a table saw-stand to the inside of the rip fence in case of kickback.

10. If you blow a breaker while cutting with a power tool, make sure you turn the tool off before resetting

     Breaker and give it a few minutes to cool off or it will kick again.

A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”

His buddy said, “I have an idea, why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it . . . she’ll probably be thrilled.”

So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”

“Yes, I did,” said the fellow.

“Did she like it?” His buddy asked.

“Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling ‘I’ll be back in an hour!’”

Aside from looking great on the floor, cork has an impressive list of features and benefits that most people shopping for flooring aren’t aware of. Here are some of facts that make cork flooring a great choice when considering a new floor for your home or business.

Beautiful Appearance – No one can deny that cork looks fantastic on the floor. There are a wide array of patterns and colors available to suit any taste or style.

Cork is so durable! – Cork has been around for thousands of years. Just to name a few commercial installations, there is a church in Chicago that had cork flooring in 1890 and is still in use today! The Library of Congress has cork flooring installed. Because of its cellular composition, cork is extremely durable and resilient. It is much less affected by impact or friction than hard surface floors such as wood, laminate or tile.

It’s all sealed up – Cork flooring contains Suberin. This is an intrinsic waxy substance that makes the cork impervious to liquids and gasses. Because of this, it will not rot and is one of the best seals available. This is obvious when you consider that cork has been used to seal wine bottles for hundreds of years. Also, cork floats!

Insect Resistant and Antimicrobial – Most common insects including termites won’t go near a cork floor. Because of its composition, cork acts as a natural barrier against insects. Microbe colonies cannot survive in or on a cork floor so you can also say the floor is germ resistant.

Acoustic, Resilient & Insulating – Again, due to the cellular composition of cork, its acoustical properties are remarkable. As a perfect example, cork is installed under many other types of flooring (ceramic tile, hardwood, laminate, etc.) as a sound barrier when those floors are installed on a second floor or higher. This would be typical in a condo installation where the unit is on the second floor or higher.

The resilience or ability to “bounce back” is also second to none. In simple terms, when the cork floor is subject to pressure, for example a high heel shoe, the cells are compressed. When the pressure is released, the cork snaps back to its original shape very quickly. This is a property manufacturers of other floors and underlayments work very hard to imitate.

While those properties are without a doubt remarkable, cork flooring also acts as excellent insulation. If your home is on the ground level, and you live in an area that gets cold in the winter, cork flooring or cork underlayment will block that cold from reaching your feet.

Hypoallergenic – Cork flooring does not produce any particulate irritants nor does it contain any harmful chemicals, it’s all natural. Also, cork does not absorb dust so it does not cause or contribute to allergies.

Value – Cork floors are an excellent value versus other floors such as hardwood flooring, ceramic tile, marble etc. Depending on the style, pattern, color etc., cork flooring can run as little as half the price of some other floors. With the added benefits and the ecological aspect, cork is an excellent all around flooring choice.

Hi every one , here’s a tip to save you money on PH-  With all the rain were having it’s hard to keep the PH  up.            If the PH is low, the other chemicals will not work ,

After two weeks of rain, my PH  was not even on the scale. I had to use 24lb of PH rise to get it to  7.5  – $30.00

A great way to save money is use bakeing soda ,this will increase the PH just like  PH rise and costs a lot less -almost half the price.

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…  

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can more…

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.
He turned to the other guy and said “that must be a deep hole…let’s throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.
They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed.
About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said “naw, that can’t be my goat…he was chained to a railroad tie.”